Your Honor,"?began the defense attorney, "My client has been characterized as an incorrigible bank robber, without a single socially redeeming feature. I intend to disprove that."?/p>
"And how will you accomplish this?"?the judge inquired.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"By proving beyond a shadow of a doubt,"?replied the lawyer, "That the note my client handed the teller was on recycled paper."?/p>