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Sure Are Real Good©JOKEDEMO.COM
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Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster©JOKEDEMO.COM
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Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes©JOKEDEMO.COM
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State©JOKEDEMO.COM
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work©JOKEDEMO.COM
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Nevada: Hookers and Poker!©JOKEDEMO.COM
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New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets©JOKEDEMO.COM
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To an Attorney©JOKEDEMO.COM
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North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!©JOKEDEMO.COM
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan©JOKEDEMO.COM
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing©JOKEDEMO.COM
Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner©JOKEDEMO.COM
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South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender©JOKEDEMO.COM
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Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)©JOKEDEMO.COM
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus©JOKEDEMO.COM
Vermont: Yep©JOKEDEMO.COM
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Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!©JOKEDEMO.COM
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?©JOKEDEMO.COM
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Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese©JOKEDEMO.COM
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared!
