Your girlfriend is ugly when...©JOKEDEMO.COM

(1) She looks out the window and gets arrested for indecent exposure.©JOKEDEMO.COM

(2) As a baby, she had to be breast-fed by the family dog.©JOKEDEMO.COM

(3) Even mosquitoes stay away from her.©JOKEDEMO.COM

(4) She startles the animals at the zoo.©JOKEDEMO.COM

(5) On Halloween, she has to trick or treat over the phone.©JOKEDEMO.COM

(6) She makes onions cry.©JOKEDEMO.COM

(7) Her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk duds.©JOKEDEMO.COM

(8) Her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.©JOKEDEMO.COM

(9) The plastic surgeon wanted to add a tail.©JOKEDEMO.COM

(10) When she was born, the doctor slapped her mother.